LAST YEAR’S PROOF ↗A VERY IMPORTANT BIRTHDAY ISSUE NO. 50
49 was lovely.
50 requires
a destination.
KATE 50 —
WHERE THE HELL
SHOULD WE GO?
NO KAYAKS WERE PROPOSED.ONE THING A DAY. EXCELLENT FOOD. ACTUAL PERSONALITY.
THE DESTINATION EDIT · JUNE 10–15, 2027Eight stories.
Eight stories.
Pick the one you want to be in.
No committee meeting required. Tap a place and imagine the four of us there.
THE REAL-WORLD EDIT · JUNE 10–15, 2027Same dates.
Same dates.
Very different stories.
Every route follows Delta + nonstop, with Main Classic planning ranges. London shifts one day later—June 11–16—to preserve the full trip length.
A NOTE FROM THE FIELD
Brunch may consume several hours. This is a feature.
THE EXTREMELY OFFICIAL BALLOT · JUNE 10–15, 2027Choose your
Choose your
chaos.
Vote yes, maybe or no on every place. Then give one destination your wildcard—the place you would secretly pack for tonight.
Santa Barbara
Sonoma
Honolulu
Mexico City
Harbor Country
Lake Geneva
Amsterdam
London